As guys are quite very experimental on how they want to be
pleased on the bed. We ladies are here as well to cater these wild thoughts into
consideration and into realization. Such kinkiness has reached a level on inserting
their manhood into various orifices they can insert it like an ATM card on a
machine. Fortunately, women have their three major orifices that are like slot
machines for guys to play with. Yet, guys nowadays are fond of putting it on
somewhere where taste buds are naturally present, and believe me, the bleak problem
doesn’t stop there. As much as we women would like to cater this fantasy for
men, we have this dilemma to either take in the whip cream or not to.
Guys would need to seriously think twice before putting it
in into our mouth. Imagine the consequences and sacrifices we have to make just
for this pleasure – a cramped jaw, a gagging tendency, breathing through the
nose with a thing stuck on our throat and a seriously troubled taste. Yet as a
good girl waiting for her evening pleasure, we forget all these sacrifices for
the man we love. Then and there, the guy would be pleased as he gets his head
and we get our troubles on getting on it. If a guy’s whip cream could taste as
good as a caramel espresso, then I’d do it for him three times a day, but no it
doesn’t. According to a good friend name Jean, the taste is like a combination
of rotten string beans and a tinge of chlorox, in a simple way of saying “it
tastes horrible”. C’mon ladies, we need not to be hypocrite but sometimes our
guy could need a little diet change from what we tasted, after all we are what
we eat.
A friend made even a joke that if a guy would even taste his
own spillage, he would then be in awe of how a woman could sacrifice that much
for him and would give us a medal hanging on our neck that is going to be
spelled with D-I-C-K. So, how can we try to make it a little less uncomfortable
for us? Well, as I’ve done my homework so that I can enjoy this as much as
possible, it has revealed to me that a proper diet could definitely make the
cream a bit sweater. A pile of citrus fruits and the “no beer” policy could
pull the trick. Or if you just can’t take it, then you can just tell your
partner to warn you if its splurting out, that is so that you can easily dodge
the fresh milk bath and still do it for him.
You know ladies, sex is supposed to be a mutual fun way of
interacting on showing your intimacy to one another. Therefore, you should try
to ease little problems with your man without compromising the kinkiness he
wants. The whip cream trouble can be one of little problems that you can
encounter, but we ladies are smart enough to do something about this. You have
all the bargaining chips of winning out the evening escapade, try using one of
them for once.
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