Cebu City, a city where half of the population of all the beautiful women around the world is being wrap-up in an all-you-can-eat buffet, and trust me when I say that most men aren’t afraid to use both of their eyes on looking at them. Yet as the caste system of physical attributes has been clearly drawn from the society I am currently facing, normal woman like me has come to face even greater rivals in getting “the” bachelor here in the city, the models

Strutting their way to the city, models are the special breeds of people that are quite rampant here in Cebu City and can be seen at most parties on every pub in the midtown district. These people are either born or medically engineered beautiful people that will never seize to exist whenever labels and fashion lines wouldn’t stop in creating jeans or dresses that are inspired on impossibly small waistlines. Then I came to wonder, if most males are being turned-on on what their visual sight can comprehend, are all male species susceptible to be allured by these beautiful creatures? Or would there be a slight chance for a mortal like me to have a man that even models would ever hope for?

As I have tried to uncover the truth on how beauty can turn to be one of the crucial part of getting a bachelor for any girl in this city, my High School friends were able to organize a Christmas party to be held In one of the most known pubs here in Cebu City, “Alchology”. Being located at the very heart of midtown Cebu and has been hitting good remarks from most public relations officer, it is a good spot for me to uncover the sights of a model in action on a party. 

The evening progresses and the evening chill were as cold as the beer I am holding. We were on our seat (luckily we were able to hit the VIP spot, thanks to some people I knew for reservations) and was surrounded by most people would naturally call “beautiful” people. Although I was quite contented and confident with how I look, I never felt like a hay being thrown away to find the needle. The air is reeking with the scent of models and the party was just about to get pretty much intense.

Right before my eyes, a bachelor was there, the typical good-looking-not-egotistic type of guy. He was a man of every girl’s dream, and right before our eyes could even spare a glance, a group of models were there to snatch Mr. Bachelor right in front of me.  As I was sober with the cocktails and shots of tequilas I drank, I decided to grab a cab and go back home and tried to settle the grumbling pins and tying knots on my belly.

By the time that I was almost over and thought to myself that mortals like me can never compete with models like the ones inside the pub, another bachelor (an African dark chocolate dessert, to sober up the drinks I had) gave me a “do-you-have-a-light” signal and smiled. Then we exchanged a small talk. He asked, “Going home early?” and I replied, “Yeahp, I am. Besides, every man like you would be delighted by the group of females that are insides right now. I’m quite sure you’ll find them delish *wink”.  He chuckled and gave a smooth and jaw breaking reply, “I’m not really into models, I’m looking for someone who can make me laugh on a simple conversation.”

A cab just arrived and ruined the moment, and good thing that he gave me his mobile and I gave him mine. As I entered the taxi and told the driver my destination, I can’t help but think to myself, “wow! Mortals like me do have chances to get some decent bachelors out there.” And right then and there, I re-edited this article the next morning.